Meghan Markle’s Cash Grab, Hoda Kotb’s "Today Show" Absence, & Why Ethan Hawke Sould Win the Oscar
The Nerve with Maureen Callahan
MK Media & SiriusXM
4.6 • 2.9K Ratings
🗓️ 13 March 2026
⏱️ 91 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | How fine I am? |
| 0:01.0 | How fine? |
| 0:02.0 | I'm so fine that I'm at the Chanel show. |
| 0:04.0 | Oh, we talk your talk. |
| 0:06.0 | Shinnay-N-N-N-N-L. |
| 0:08.0 | What's your name and where you're from? |
| 0:10.0 | My name is Oprah. |
| 0:12.0 | Hello and welcome to your Friday edition of The Nerve. |
| 0:19.0 | I am your host, Maureen Callahan. We have a banger to ease you into |
| 0:25.2 | your weekend. Happy Friday. We are going to start with the Duchess of Despair and Darkness, one |
| 0:33.8 | Megan Markle, who's got a new side hustle right away. Netflix dumped her. |
| 0:38.6 | She said, who needs you? |
| 0:39.8 | I got another gig. |
| 0:41.3 | It's a girls weekend. |
| 0:43.4 | Because who doesn't think Megan Markle when you think Girls Weekend, Girls' Girl, |
| 0:47.3 | fun, lighthearted, easy, breezy, a great conversationalist in Australia. Australia, we love you at the nerve. We have so many |
| 0:59.6 | troublemakers in Australia and New Zealand. We are sorry. There are a problem now, |
| 1:05.8 | but they're coming your way. And we're going to ask that any troublemaker with means and or access who is so |
| 1:14.7 | inclined to try to infiltrate this event because we think it's another scam. She excels at scams. |
| 1:20.9 | Just my opinion. It's called her best life retreat. Because again, who isn't living her best life is if it isn't Megan |
| 1:29.4 | Markle who's been shit canned by Netflix, by Spotify, by Lemonada, by Penguin Random House, |
| 1:39.3 | nothing has come to fruition. Nothing is working. Guests can spend thousands of dollars. And you know what |
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