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🗓️ 31 January 2023
⏱️ 87 minutes
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0:00.0 | It's scary movies getting dragged. Keep you up late night in bed. Here's a podcast that will help you. |
0:06.7 | It's your mind. We'll explain the part. Really nice to meet you and we'll talk about what's |
0:12.5 | frightening so you never have to have a spooky time. It's ruined. |
0:18.9 | Hello, welcome to ruin. I'm Halle. Hello, I'm Allison. And this is a podcast. We ruined a horror |
0:24.9 | movie just for you. Allison, are you doing? I heard you have a little friend I'd like to see. |
0:30.4 | Oh, I do. Look at my tiny notebook. It's so, it's so happy. It's so small for those of you who |
0:39.3 | are not Patreon members. Paint us a word picture. You're missing a video. It is a, uh, |
0:45.2 | what is this? Two inches by an inch and a half piece of a good to tell you. This could be a yard. I |
0:50.5 | don't know. You do giant hands. I'm large. It is a very tiny notebook that my friend Julia got me |
0:58.4 | that has eyes on it. And it's very small. And I love it. I love it. I'm tidy. Look how little this is. |
1:05.2 | I feel like a monster. Do you think you'll put your comedy like your stand-up notes or what do you |
1:09.2 | use for it? I could not possibly write. Yeah. Also, it's so small that like even just like to get it, |
1:15.1 | like to like get it flat enough to write is I think impossible. And it's more just like this |
1:20.6 | will just exist on my desk as as as as a buddy. What I like about him or I don't know why I'm |
1:27.6 | gendering it. But in my mind at him, what I like about him is that he looks so surprised to be a |
1:32.4 | notebook. Like he just woke up as a notebook and has to recalibrate what he thought his life was |
1:38.7 | going to be. Yeah. And real tiny. Haven't we all had those mornings? You know, haven't we all? |
1:43.7 | I've got some stickers in here. So I don't know. It's like, I'm a, my desk is a disaster. It's |
1:49.0 | pop it off. Oh, I have a mound of absolute fucking garbage next to me. You know me. I always have |
1:55.4 | some rounded my garbage because of black seed crackers. Actually not bad. Do yeah, I was going to say, |
2:00.3 | do you like them? I feel like I have such a tumultuous relationship with flaks and and the |
2:08.1 | crackers. I do. I like a little seed. I like a tiny little seed. And sometimes I get them being |
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