This is Heaving Buzhams, the podcast where two best friends recap romance novels while shaking our fists at gender essentialism and kidding ourselves about our physical capability. out. Stack our shells with the crunchies out.

Shout up on the rooftop.

Can you hear the sound?

Yeah.

Live your best life.

Love it out loud.

Love it out loud.

Hey, HBs, welcome back.

And Merry Christmas Eve to all those who celebrate.

We were craving some shenanigans and malarkey, and our Patreon community delivered with their holiday wrecks.

Yesterday, we had finger bangs in coat closets and pathetic blanket vulvas.

And today, we've got some streaking, obstacle course goodness, and physics defying sexy times.

Get ready, because we're recapping the Navy Seals Christmas Bride by Cora Seton.

Here we go.

Love it out.

Oh, oh, oh, Hello, Mel. Hey, Mel, did you know that men are men and women are women? And is no crossing those lines and there's no blur

and there's no gray listener our second de vella for christmas this year is the navy seals christmas bride

by cora seetan or the seal man's campaign of harassment to get a Christmas bride is my name for the book.

Or gender essentialist Christmas holiday bullshit.

Yes.

Obstacle course.

Gender Essentialism Christmas holiday obstacle course is what it is by Corrissetan.

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