Welcome to Heaving Bisms, the podcast where two best friends recap romance novels,

while firmly supporting coatroom finger bangs and lacking compassion for billionaires.

Going to love what we love, do what I love.

Stack our shells with the crunchies out.

Shout up on the rooftop.

Can you hear the sound?

Yeah.

Live your best life.

Love it out loud.

Love it out loud.

Happy Christmas week, HBs.

This week on the bonus feeds, we're keeping the Yuletide cheer going with our recap of The Perfect Gift by Cleo Evans.

We went into this novella completely blind, and we had a lot of feelings about it.

It's a Polly holiday romp that prompted a lot of logistics discussions that were super fun to break down.

That comes out this Friday on the Patreon and Apple Podcast subscription.

And just in case you need a last minute holiday gift for a fellow HB or romance lover,

you can now gift Patreon subscriptions.

Whether it's us, an author they love, or another creator,

you can now give them the gift of extra content, insider info, and so much more.

This week, we're breaking down two Christmas novellas that were recommended by our amazing Patreon community.

Today you get Have Yourself a Billionaire for Christmas by Tracy Livesy. Here we go. Hello, me, la. Hello. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm just doing like me. Look, I'm just doing family stuff. Yeah. Oh my goodness. Are you doing anything fun this week for the holidays? Or are you being

like me? Look, I'm just doing family stuff. Yeah. It's just family stuff. I mean, that's always fun.

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