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What is going on, beautiful people?

Lee Hammock, your favorite, you can have a favorite.

Self-Woror Narcissus is here with today's episode. Y'all, today we're answering the question, how do narcissist text? How do those pesky,

desky, narcissistic people in your life? How do they send text messages? Is there a particular way that

they send messages? Is there a style? Is there a, is there a method to their narcissistic

madness? That's what we're answering today, y'all. That's what we're tackling today, y'all.

Seriously, welcome, welcome, welcome.

I think a lot of people might see this live and just like, well, Lee, narcissistic

text just like anybody else, right?

Narcissistic people, they're going to text just like anybody else.

They're going to do whatever they want to do.

That's just the narcissist way.

Like, what are you even talking about?

I'm glad you asked.

Because it's not normal.

It's not normal.

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