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Hey girl, I can't wait for him to see you soon.

So he could shut his ass about the fact that I hate that fucking commercial so much.

Shut up about this goddamn watch.

Like, you are screaming instead of swatched though.

Immediately.

You hollering.

You're hollering.

Out of nowhere.

It catches you off guard every time.

Oh, every time he be like, hey girl, be like, oh girl.

You ain't right.

Hello.

Hi.

I am Scrooge McDuck.

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