The Naked Week: Ep5. Jesus Christ Superstarmer, and Dark Satanic Mills
Friday Night Comedy from BBC Radio 4
BBC
4.1 • 13.5K Ratings
🗓️ 10 April 2026
⏱️ 29 minutes
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Summary
The team pile in on Mills and the Moon. (Mills and Moon sounds like a series of romantic novels. Just to manage your expectations, that's not where we're going with this). Also, just in time for Easter, the world premiere of Jesus Christ Superstarmer. From The Skewer’s Jon Holmes and host Andrew Hunter Murray comes The Naked Week; a fresh way of dressing the week’s news in the altogether and parading it around for everyone to laugh at. With award-winning writers and a crack team of contemporary satirists - and recorded in front of a live audience - The Naked Week delivers a topical news-nude straight to your ears. Written by: Jon Holmes Katie Sayer Gareth Ceredig James Kettle Jason Hazeley Additional Material: Karl Minns Helen Brooks Sophie Dickson Molly Punshon Cooper Mahwinny Sweryt Joe Topping Kevin Smith Investigation team: Cat Neilan Becky Pinnington Emily Channon Guests: Rosie Holt, Space Lawyer Heather Allansdottir. Production Team: Tony Churnside, Jerry Peal, David Riffkin. Production Coordinator: Molly Punshon Assistant Producer: Katie Sayer Executive Producer: Philip Abrams Produced and Directed by Jon Holmes An unusual production for BBC Radio 4
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| 0:00.0 | BBC Sounds, Music, Radio, podcasts. |
| 0:07.2 | Welcome to the Wayne Rooney show. |
| 0:09.3 | Wayne Rooney, Kay Curd and me, Kelly Somers, |
| 0:11.8 | break down the biggest stories in the Premier League and beyond. |
| 0:14.9 | He's gone in quite quick, but he hasn't caught him high. |
| 0:18.1 | I just don't think it's the red card. |
| 0:19.6 | Plus, we'll hear the funniest and most outrageous stories from Wayne's career. |
| 0:23.8 | I was going into positions and doing things I shouldn't have really been doing, |
| 0:26.9 | but you do it because you feel like you have to, |
| 0:28.9 | and I helped us drive on and win the FA Club. |
| 0:31.1 | The Wayne Rooney show. |
| 0:32.3 | Watch a night player, listen on Towns. |
| 0:37.9 | The Sky Bill's Breakfast Show. Even... Listen on sounds. This is the radio two breakfast show. |
| 0:41.2 | He goes the radio two. |
| 0:49.3 | April Fool! |
| 0:52.0 | No, this isn't the Radio 2 breakfast show at all. |
| 0:54.1 | That was just something we found in a skip |
| 0:55.7 | round the back of broadcasting house. |
| 0:58.5 | Instead, welcome to the Naked Week on Radio 4. |
| 1:04.1 | Yes, the Naked Week. |
| 1:05.7 | Imagine the world that won |
| 1:06.7 | if it had been sacked due to its personal conduct. |
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