The Naked Week: Ep4. Who ya gonna call...? (Clue: It's Donald Trump)
Friday Night Comedy from BBC Radio 4
BBC
4.1 • 13.5K Ratings
🗓️ 3 April 2026
⏱️ 28 minutes
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Summary
The team tackle Trump's tirades, and very much give the BBC's incoming Director General a problematic in-tray.
From The Skewer’s Jon Holmes and host Andrew Hunter Murray comes The Naked Week, a fresh way of dressing the week’s news in the altogether and parading it around for everyone to laugh at.
With award-winning writers and a crack team of contemporary satirists - and recorded in front of a live audience - The Naked Week delivers a topical news-nude straight to your ears.
Written by: Jon Holmes Katie Sayer Gareth Ceredig James Kettle Jason Hazeley
Additional Material: Karl Minns Sophie Dickson Darren Phillips Joe Topping Kevin Smith
Investigation team: Cat Neilan Becky Pinnington Emily Channon
Guests: Cariad Lloyd, Simon Munday.
Production Team: Tony Churnside, Jerry Peal, David Riffkin.
Production Coordinator: Molly Punshon Assistant Producer: Katie Sayer Executive Producer: Philip Abrams
Produced and Directed by Jon Holmes
An unusual production for BBC Radio 4
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | BBC Sounds, Music, Radio, podcasts. |
| 0:07.2 | Welcome to the Wayne Rooney show. |
| 0:09.3 | Wayne Rooney, Kay Curd and me, Kelly Somers, |
| 0:11.8 | break down the biggest stories in the Premier League and beyond. |
| 0:14.9 | He's gone in quite quick, but he hasn't caught him high. |
| 0:18.1 | I just don't think it's the red card. |
| 0:19.6 | Plus, we'll hear the funniest and most outrageous stories from Wayne's career. |
| 0:23.8 | I was going into positions and doing things I shouldn't have really been doing, |
| 0:26.9 | but you do it because you feel like you have to, |
| 0:28.9 | and I helped us drive on and win the FA Club. |
| 0:31.1 | The Wayne Rooney Show. |
| 0:32.3 | Watch an eye player, listen on Towns. |
| 0:43.8 | Yes! Listen on sounds. Hello, I'm Andrew Hunter-Murray. |
| 0:45.3 | Welcome to The Naked Week. |
| 0:46.6 | Imagine Panorama if it had lost everything |
| 0:48.9 | by trusting national savings and investments. |
| 0:53.4 | Coming up on the Naked Week this week, President Trump's warships target the home city of SpongeBob Squarepants. |
| 0:59.0 | It's all at the bottom of the sea. |
| 1:02.6 | Not the first time he's taken down a bikini bottom without warning. |
| 1:14.4 | Jeremy Vine's been staring up the neighbourhood with his new hobby. |
| 1:18.2 | Several dead moles strung up on a so-called gibbet line by their pink snouts hanging in a row from the barbed wire fence. |
| 1:26.1 | Coincidentally, also Lee Anderson's luxury item on Desert Island discs. |
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