The Naked Dude At The Gym Got WAY Too Close For Comfort!
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🗓️ 4 November 2024
⏱️ 6 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bert Show. |
| 0:01.3 | I got to get this off my chest early this morning because I showed very amazing restraint over the weekend where in my mind's eye, in my mind's eye, I hit a senior citizen man right in the D. |
| 0:17.1 | Right in the D with my fist. |
| 0:18.8 | In the junk? |
| 0:19.6 | Right in the junk. |
| 0:21.4 | What? |
| 0:22.4 | Let me set the tone for you. |
| 0:24.1 | And I cannot believe that I actually capped my anger in the moment. |
| 0:32.5 | I'm at Lifetime Fitness, right? |
| 0:36.3 | Senior citizen, I'm not kidding. |
| 0:38.6 | I'm in the locker room at Lifetime Fitness. |
| 0:41.5 | Now, at Lifetime Fitness, you have a bunch of lockers that are stacked on top of each other in long row. |
| 0:49.0 | So you've got a top row and you've got a lower row. |
| 0:52.9 | Usually when I walk in there, there's one or two lockers and the above rows, just use that locker. |
| 0:59.2 | Well, Saturday morning when I went, all the above lockers were pretty much filled up. |
| 1:05.2 | So I had to use one of the bottom lockers. |
| 1:07.0 | Nobody wants to bend down. |
| 1:08.6 | Nobody. |
| 1:09.1 | Well, in this case, I certainly didn't want to. |
| 1:13.5 | So I'm done with my workout and I go back to my locker to get my stuff. |
| 1:18.5 | And as I'm there, I get there before a guy that's about 74, 75 years old. |
| 1:24.4 | And he's got his AirPods in. |
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