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The Mystery of the Mis-Labeled Mollusk

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Outside Podcast

Sports, Wilderness

4.42.1K Ratings

🗓️ 21 August 2024

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

Emojis are silly. But sometimes something silly gets lodged in your brain and you can’t stop thinking about it. Recently, reporter Meg Duff noticed that her phone was mis-classifying a handful of animal emojis, and an internet rabbit hole turned into a headphones smiley face. The Outside Podcast is made possible by Outside+ subscribers. Learn more about all the benefits of a subscription and subscribe now at outsideonline.com/podplus

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0:00.0

This is the outside podcast.

0:07.0

There are two kinds of animals that humans don't like very much.

0:17.0

Animals with too many legs and animals with too few legs.

0:22.0

And the too many categories... and animals with too few legs.

0:28.0

In the too many category, we have things like spiders and centipedes. In the too few category, we have snakes, worms, and eels.

0:33.2

Don't ask me why, but for some reason,

0:34.8

fish get a free pass.

0:36.8

We like them just fine.

0:39.8

This bias against under and over-legged creatures turns up everywhere.

0:44.8

In our scientific research, which is biased towards mammals and birds, in our endangered

0:49.7

species lists, which draw on that research. Even in an old Pee Wee Herman movie where

0:55.6

Pee Wee is saving pets from a burning pet store.

0:58.8

Come on, you can help me. Come on. Don't panic. You see him going through the store that's on fire and it's shot from behind a fish tank. But the fish tank has that snake in it.

1:13.3

The person telling the story is named Fred Benenson.

1:16.6

And every time he goes into the burning building, he goes, grabs another furry animal or something

1:21.2

and you're like, oh, a ferret or like whatever and at the

1:24.1

end he's like looking around and he keeps on looking at the steak and he hates

1:27.4

the fact that he's gonna have to stick his hand in the snake tank and he

1:30.9

finally does it and he grabs all these snakes and he runs out and he's like so so

1:34.7

upset and he's like saved these snakes and he passes out. It's a it's a brilliant scene.

1:38.4

Fred ish not just a Peewe Hermann officinato. He was also briefly internet famous for

1:49.2

translating Moby Dick into emojies. The famous first line, Call Me Ishmael, translates to a red phone, a man's face,

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