The Mysterious Disappearance of Theodosia Burr Alston

Morbid

Ash Kelley & Alaina Urquhart

Comedy, Paranormal, True Crime, Dark History

4.4 • 100.6K Ratings

🗓️ 13 February 2023

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

On December 31, 1812, Theodosia Burr Alston, daughter of former vice-president and very notorious founding father Aaron Burr (Aaron Burr, sir!), boarded a modest ship named Patriot bound for New York to spend some quality time with her father who was “freshly out of exile”. Once the ship had left port in South Carolina, no would ever see Theodosia or Patriot again. What happened to Theodosia? Pirates? A tragic shipwreck?

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0:07.0	Hey, Weirdos, I'm Alena.
0:09.0	I'm Ash.
0:10.0	But this is morbid.
0:37.0	It is.
0:41.0	Lindsay Lowen.
0:43.0	I am back.
0:44.0	No, this is just sorry about my voice.
0:47.0	It's saucy and spicy again.
0:50.0	Yeah, it's a lot.
0:52.0	But I'm just still we're in that fun time of year where me and the kids are just throwing
0:59.0	back and forth illnesses.
1:00.0	It's a lot of fun.
1:01.0	It's really gross up in here.
1:03.0	Yeah, it's one of the, I saw a TikTok the other day where parents were like, this house
1:06.8	sold has gone how many days without illness.
1:08.8	And I saw it.
1:09.8	It said two days and they were erasing the two to say zero.
1:13.8	And I was like, that is the realest thing I've ever seen.
1:16.8	Yeah, because people without kids are like people who haven't been around kids will be like,
1:19.8	why are you only sick?
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