The Musers- 840; Fake Tiger Woods on 2026 PGA Championship

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🗓️ 19 May 2026

⏱️ 9 minutes

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0:00.0	And Mike, this is a Muser's tradition.
0:02.2	The morning after a major, we have a phone number for Tiger Woods. We have his personal cell phone. I'm honored to be in studio for this. So we always call him. Now, for years and years, it was to talk to him about how he had just played in a major or probably won that major. But now he's not playing golf. He's in rehab. We still think he'll answer.
0:21.2	So let's call Tiger to see what he thought of the PGA championship over the weekend.
0:37.8	Hello?
0:39.7	Oh, hi, Muser.
0:40.5	Hey, Tiger.
0:41.3	Hi.
0:42.2	How are you?
0:43.6	Well, I'm doing all right.
0:49.6	I'm not supposed to be taking cell phone calls in here, but I don't think anyone can hear me.
0:51.4	You're still in rehab.
0:53.1	Yeah, still in rehab.
0:55.8	And rehab has been so good for me.
0:56.4	Good.
0:58.9	It's so easy to get pills in here.
1:02.3	Well, that doesn't sound good.
1:05.0	Well, I mean, this isn't drug rehab.
1:06.3	What is it?
1:08.3	This is Rangerover Rehab.
1:09.0	Oh.
1:10.8	Yeah, it's a driving rehab.
1:15.3	They teach you important skills, like how to remain right side up.
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