The Musers- 840; Fake Jerry
The Ticket Top 10
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🗓️ 2 April 2026
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March 31st, 2026
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| 0:00.0 | The following is a KTCK podcast presentation. |
| 0:07.2 | All that implies a ticket assembly line of laughs delivered to you daily in three, two, and one. |
| 0:30.1 | We just did a big segment on all the changes they're having to make to AT&T Stadium to host the World Cup. |
| 0:42.0 | Well, joining us now in the ticket hotline to talk more about this is the Cowboys owner and GM Jerry Jones. Good morning. Can y'all do me a favor, please? |
| 0:51.2 | Okay. Can y'all just gently kill me? Why? Just next time you see me coming out of the star to get in my car coming out of a steakhouse restroom |
| 0:55.8 | with lipstick on my face and my tie around my forehead just just sort of gently shoot me with a |
| 1:02.5 | poison bullet no we're not going to do that this stage of renovation for these these stupid |
| 1:09.5 | soccer games has me pull my and fake hair out well it's |
| 1:13.8 | the world cup it's a big deal i'm telling you george i am chasing my own elderly arkansas tail trying to |
| 1:20.7 | keep up with all these demands from phoefa this phoebus organization that's like dealing with |
| 1:27.1 | the mafia. |
| 1:28.5 | They bark orders at you, they expect you to make it happen. |
| 1:32.9 | It's not good enough for them to play on artificial turf to play them stupid soccer games. |
| 1:37.8 | They said I had to grow real grass in there. |
| 1:41.2 | Yeah, they like it that way. |
| 1:42.7 | They don't like that artificial stuff. |
| 1:44.3 | Well, I had to raise that field level by three feet. |
| 1:47.2 | Do you know that? |
| 1:48.0 | That's what we heard, yeah. |
| 1:49.0 | Three feet. |
| 1:50.4 | I've been, you know what it takes to raise level three feet on the surface area that big? |
| 1:55.8 | A lot. |
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