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The Ticket Top 10

The Musers- 840; Fake Jerry

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🗓️ 2 April 2026

⏱️ 8 minutes

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March 31st, 2026

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0:00.0

The following is a KTCK podcast presentation.

0:07.2

All that implies a ticket assembly line of laughs delivered to you daily in three, two, and one.

0:30.1

We just did a big segment on all the changes they're having to make to AT&T Stadium to host the World Cup.

0:42.0

Well, joining us now in the ticket hotline to talk more about this is the Cowboys owner and GM Jerry Jones. Good morning. Can y'all do me a favor, please?

0:51.2

Okay. Can y'all just gently kill me? Why? Just next time you see me coming out of the star to get in my car coming out of a steakhouse restroom

0:55.8

with lipstick on my face and my tie around my forehead just just sort of gently shoot me with a

1:02.5

poison bullet no we're not going to do that this stage of renovation for these these stupid

1:09.5

soccer games has me pull my and fake hair out well it's

1:13.8

the world cup it's a big deal i'm telling you george i am chasing my own elderly arkansas tail trying to

1:20.7

keep up with all these demands from phoefa this phoebus organization that's like dealing with

1:27.1

the mafia.

1:28.5

They bark orders at you, they expect you to make it happen.

1:32.9

It's not good enough for them to play on artificial turf to play them stupid soccer games.

1:37.8

They said I had to grow real grass in there.

1:41.2

Yeah, they like it that way.

1:42.7

They don't like that artificial stuff.

1:44.3

Well, I had to raise that field level by three feet.

1:47.2

Do you know that?

1:48.0

That's what we heard, yeah.

1:49.0

Three feet.

1:50.4

I've been, you know what it takes to raise level three feet on the surface area that big?

1:55.8

A lot.

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