It's 840, Monday morning with the Musers, the morning after a Cowboys loss at Carolina, 30 to 27.

And joining us now on the ticket hotline to talk about that is the birthday boy, Cowboys

owner and GM Jerry Jones, who turns 83 today.

Good morning and happy birthday.

Thank you.

I appreciate that.

Good morning.

Thank you for the birthday wishes.

I'm 83 years young, as I like to say, and that's a long time to be on the earth with only three Super Bowl wins.

But I do have those three, man.

That's been a good life so far, a blessed life.

I've had it big in business, hit it big in Super Bowls.

I kind of front-loaded it, but hit it big.

I've had three and a half beautiful kids.

I've drunk every good whiskey ever made, and I've had my share of assorted female front pouch.

Lord knows, and so that's a pretty good life.

Now, having said that, and I'm not triding, I'm not being tried here, so I'm not just tritin around with you, but I am so tired of my kids drawing me pictures from my birthday and thinking that's a gift.

Come on.

They're not still doing that.

Give me something decent.

Give me, I'm a wealthy man.

You know, you've got to do a lot to impress me.

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