The Musers- 840; Fake Jerry can't stand the city of Philadelphia

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🗓️ 6 September 2025

⏱️ 9 minutes

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0:00.0	It's 843 Friday morning with the Musers.
0:02.6	What a game last night in Philly, wildly entertaining.
0:06.7	It goes to the Eagles 24 to 20.
0:09.3	The Cowboys start the season, 0 and 1.
0:11.7	And joining us now on the ticket hotline to talk about that one,
0:14.9	as the Cowboys owner and general manager, we say good morning to Jerry Jones.
0:18.4	How are you?
0:18.8	Good morning, man.
0:19.6	Good morning.
0:20.4	God, God, I hate the town of
0:22.4	Philadelphia. I really do. Why Jesus decided to found our country in such a despicable city with such a
0:31.3	despicable team. I have no idea. Can y'all ask the Google, ask the Google why Jesus founded America in Philadelphia.
0:40.2	Well, I don't know if you have your historical facts lined up there.
0:45.3	Hey, I got a lot to say about that city.
0:47.1	I hate playing up there.
0:48.0	Did you know that it smells like unwashed crotch and street food, the whole place?
0:53.6	The whole city? The whole city?
0:55.3	The whole city does.
0:56.7	And I had to sit through the humiliation of singing that fly eagle fly song.
1:02.0	Yeah, they love that.
1:03.2	Well, you don't have to sing along with.
1:05.7	Well, don't tell Jeffrey Lurid, but I was secretly singing Die Eagle Die.
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