Hello everybody. Welcome to another episode of the crime and coffee couple. My name's Allison.

And my name, as always, is Mike. Oh, it's still Mike. Yeah, as always. And hopefully you will be for the rest of the time we do this thing.

Unless I find a replacement, you know what I'm saying? Well, I was thinking I would still do it even if we got divorced.

Yeah, that's true. But we wouldn't be a couple anymore. Uh, no, no. But you know what I'm saying well I was thinking I would still do it even if you got divorced yeah that's true but we wouldn't be a couple anymore uh no no but you would probably marry a douchebag so um I mean we can probably I already did it once so oh hey yo nice comeback uh no you'd probably

like marry a nerd I would say like a big nerd and uh dorkiness, like a dorkiness level, like just off the charts.

I don't think so.

I think so, yeah.

Because you lucked out.

You lucked out.

I sure did I hit the jackpot.

Yeah.

I mean, this guy.

Well, you do look like a million bucks today and I look like about $4, I would say, compared

to you. Well, we have a party to go to tonight. Oh, Allison's biggest, like, nightmare, basically.

Oh, my God.

This party starts at 8 p.m.

What the hell?

If the person listening to this is, like, at the party, I don't think they will.

I don't think she listens to this.

But we might talk to people and they'll be like, so, what do you guys do?

And we may mention that we make a true crime podcast. Oh, well, other humans go to parties at 8 p.m.

I'm not saying there's anything wrong with her having a party at 8 p.m.

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