This week, in Mont Vernon, New Hampshire, a comfy country home is the setting for a terrible massacre,

causing detectives to be suspicious of the spouse, only to find out that it's actually a much darker plot leading to horror and a story of unlikely survival.

Welcome to Small Town Murder.

Hello, everybody and welcome back to Small Town Murder.

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My name is James Petrigallo.

I'm here with my co-host.

I'm Jimmy Wiseman.

Thank you, folks, so much for joining us today on an absolutely wild, crazy edition of Small Town Murder.

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