Face Eating Frat Boy - Tequesta, Florida
Small Town Murder
James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman
4.9 • 74.2K Ratings
🗓️ 26 September 2025
⏱️ 76 minutes
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Summary
This week, in Tequesta, Florida, an absolutely insane, and horrific pair of murders is interrupted by a neighbor, who also gets attacked. The murders are incredibly horrendous, with knives, a machete, and is finished off, with an attempt to eat the faces off of the victims. It's a crazy act, by a young man, who seems to have gone crazy, claiming superpowers, and that he is chased by demons, and is half dog, among some even stranger beliefs!! Will he be mentally competent to stand trial??
Along the way, we find out that you don't exactly have to be a "celebrity" to be a "celebrity judge", that blacking out form drinking, on a daily basis is not a good sign, and that you should never drink from random garage containers, and just assume that it's alcohol!!
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| 0:00.0 | Hello everybody and welcome back to Small Town Murder Express. |
| 0:20.0 | Yay and Choochoo! Oh, yay Town Murder Express. Yay! |
| 0:22.2 | And Choochoo! |
| 0:23.9 | Oh, yay indeed, Jimmy. |
| 0:24.7 | Yay indeed. |
| 0:26.4 | My name is James Petro Gallo. |
| 0:27.3 | I'm here with my co-host. |
| 0:28.7 | I'm Jimmy Wiseman. |
| 0:34.2 | Thank you, folks, so much for joining us today on this another crazy. |
| 0:35.1 | Oh, boy. |
| 0:55.5 | I don't know how to start it because I was going to say on this episode and I was going to kind of give a little intro, but this is the most insane episode. I don't even know how to, I don't even know how to start it. It's just so crazy. Buckle up, everybody. That's all I'm going to say. Before we get into that, though, head over to shut up and give me murder.com. Get your tickets for live shows. |
| 0:56.9 | We are in Seattle. |
| 0:58.5 | I believe it's October 18th. It's the Saturday of that weekend, whatever that is. |
| 1:00.7 | So get in there and do that for sure at the Moore Theater. |
| 1:04.3 | We're very excited. |
| 1:05.3 | Then make sure to get your tickets for the virtual live show. |
| 1:09.0 | Oh, shit. |
| 1:09.9 | The Thursday right before Halloween, get your tickets right now just like a regular live show, except you don't have to go anywhere. You can be right where you want to be, be in your living room, wear whatever you want, hang out with us, do that. We'll have all the pictures and the jokes. We'll be wearing costumes because it's Halloween. We have some fun ones for you. It's going to be so much fun. And it's available for two weeks after the show actually air. So you can buy it a little late. You can get it early. You can watch it 100 times. Do whatever you want. Shut up and give me murder.com is the place for that. Also listen to our other two shows, crime in sports and your stupid opinions. Oh, yeah. They're hilarious and you definitely want to do that. Also listen to our other two shows, crime in sports and your stupid opinions. |
| 1:45.7 | Oh yeah. Because they're hilarious and you definitely want to do that. And then get yourself |
| 1:49.7 | some Patreon. Do yourself. Treat yourself. Patreon.com slash crime in sports is where you get all |
| 1:58.3 | of the bonus material. Anybody, $5 a month or above, you are going to get so much stuff. First of all, you're going to get hundreds of episodes that you've never heard before, bonus stuff, back episodes. Then you get new ones every other week, one crime in sports, one small town murder, and you get them all. You betcha. This week, what you're going to get for crime in sports, we're going to talk about this basketball fight in the 70s, where a man almost died. He did, yeah. It just grew, their lives have just completely changed after one punch on a basketball court. It's a wild story. We'll get into that, the Kermen-Jice Clay and Brain Smashers. Did you ever see that? |
| 2:35.1 | Yes. Then small-town murder, we're going to talk about the history of executions in the United States, going back to the 1600s. It's a lot, and it's pretty crazy stuff. So we'll get into all of that and more, and you get a shout-out at the end of the show and you get all three shows crime and sports |
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