I hate to say it, but his parents have been feeling unwell as of late, and I'm staying with them to help take care of Alex.

Oh, that's serious?

Oh, no, no, it's not serious. Nothing terminal.

It's just a touch of consumption.

And welcome back to horror queers.

We're talking, maybe he got too gay with the best of virgins in the temple.

We're talking, my pool is sometimes troubled. And we're talking, maybe he got too gay with the best of virgins in the temple. We're talking, my pool is sometimes troubled.

And we're talking, no man has ever suffered for a woman the way you have suffered for me.

And I'm Joe.

And I'm Trace.

And we're talking one of the most abrupt endings I have ever seen in a movie.

Oh, my God.

It feels like a bee pitcher.

And lo and behold, we're in and out in 70 minutes.

Yes, we are, everyone.

We're discussing Carl Freund's 1932 film, The Mummy, the original flavor.

Original flavor, which you almost have to say because at this point, we are so many mummies deep. Oh, my God. I know. I mean, we have a mummy coming out this year. We have a mummy coming out next year. Everything's coming up mummy. Wait, what's the mummy coming out next year? The mummy four, the one with Rinden Fraser and Rachel Bice.. Oh shit, I've already forgotten about it. You know what?

Until they start production on it, I just can't believe it's even happening. But yes. And folks, of course, if you're wondering, what's the mummy coming out this year? It would be Lee Cronin's The Mummy, which is coming out this week, which is why, of course, we're actually talking about this. Yes. And of course over on the Patreon, we also have an audio commentary on the Tom Cruise, the mummy, from 2017.

Yes, that one and done.

Please go listen to it, but I will say I just watched that last night.

It was my first time viewing, and holy shit.

Yeah, yeah.

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