The Mount Rushmore Bunker with John Potter

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 26 February 2021

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Ahh, Mount Rushmore. A monument to a bunch of slave owners hacked into a sacred mountain that basically no one wanted. But what if there's more to the big ol presidential busts in South Dakota? What if there's a secret doomsday bunker hidden beneath the mountain itself, kept secret for almost a century?? Because John Potter (comedian and aspiring gay icon) has done the work, has read the receipts, and believes there is something weird going on in the Black Hills. Listen up as we discuss mysterious caves, goofy names, confederate dinguses, and which presidents were the most forgettable.

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0:00.0	I'm going to cut my hair otherwise it would be a gross mess.
0:25.1	I keep offering to cut my boyfriend's hair.
0:28.9	And he will not let me.
0:30.9	Really?
0:31.9	Listen.
0:32.9	Well, okay.
0:33.9	So there's only one time in my life if I cut a man's hair and it came out, he described
0:39.9	it as looking like a Lego man and I shouldn't have led with that when I offered to cut my
0:45.6	boyfriend's hair because he was like, well, no, you just said you're bad.
0:49.4	Yeah.
0:50.4	And I feel like I'm in kudos to our hair stylist and barbers because like learning how to
0:55.1	fade and like layer hair like that is like an art form that I cannot wrap my mind.
1:00.7	Truly.
1:01.7	It's like, yeah, of course it costs a hundred dollars to get like a really good like
1:05.9	women's haircut.
1:06.9	Like the shit's hard.
1:07.9	It's hard.
1:08.9	Exactly.
1:09.9	We should start calling it hair sculpting because it is literally like, you're working
1:13.3	with layers and creating shapes and like, yeah, cut implies like just, yeah, okay, bye.
1:19.3	Yeah.
1:20.3	But it's a sculpturing.
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