While you're listening to this podcast, I'm causing mischief.

Like creeping past sleepy granddad to sneak a pot of Petty Faloo from the fridge.

Because Petty Fal Lou fuels the mischief.

Boom!

Mom says that Petty for Lou is made with calcium and vitamin D for healthy bones. She knows best, most of the time.

Fueling mischief with petty flu.

Get it, the Bird Show The Bird Show.

It's the Hot Goss and Hollywood Club.

Abby, it's The Bird Show's entertainment bus.

We have more pageant drama.

So if you miss this, both Miss USA and Miss Teen USA decided to

resign their titles which is a huge deal because no one's done this in the 72

years that the organization has been in place.

This is a lot of people's dream jobs.

I know for Miss USA, you get like a penthouse in New York

and you get to go to all these modeling gigs

and you do a lot of appearances and you get to wear a crown and pretty dresses.

I mean it's a big deal to get this title and you go up against 50-51 other women to get

it so when you finally get to the point where you have this title, it's

very shocking that somebody would choose to step down and everyone wants to know, no,

no why. Spill the tea. Spill the tea. So we know a couple of things we know in the Miss USA statement that she put on

social media if you lined up the first letters of the first 11 sentences it

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