We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can

only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this

monumental reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions,

this is our legacy to you. This is our time capsule. This is the omnibus. Oh, You have accessed entry 810.

P.S. 7825.

Certificate number 48504, the Mother S sauces.

2 or 3 tablespoon of a reduced tomato sauce, it becomes a sauce short.

If you do it with the orange juice, it becomes a sauce maltase and so forth.

You like sauce?

Mm.

It's one of my favorite things.

It's one of my favorite things too.

I had a friend of a friend who they worked together at some kind of tech place and he came

into work one day.

He was so excited because his wife had made dinner and she had made one of his favorite things which was

sauces. He was like I just love sauces. He had had food without sauces and he

had food with sauces. Huh?

And the latter was better.

It added savor to his life.

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