The most sinister Audi

Smith and Sniff

Jonny Smith and Richard Porter

5th Gear, Road Trips, Comedy, Leisure, Top Gear, Improv, The Grand Tour, Automotive, Cars

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 15 November 2021

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Jonny is tired and Richard has a hangover so naturally talk turns to the most up-to-no-good Audi, songs with places listed in them, old episodes of The Muppet Show, trying to drive a car with no driver's seat, a Vauxhall in-house grot mag system, that time Jonny papped himself in an autonomous car, the Sultan of Brunei's paddling pool full of keys, and the financial peril brought upon Giorgio Moroder by getting involved with the Cizeta V16T. Plus, sleeping in an office, learning about dry risers, and the problem with Jeremy Clarkson's new farm car.

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0:00.0	One day, you'll realise it's time to switch things up.
0:02.7	Bill, please.
0:03.5	No, lunch is on me.
0:04.9	That's my points.
0:06.1	Well, that's the first.
0:07.6	Or, sorry, working late again,
0:11.0	booking our hotel in Rome.
0:13.0	Really?
0:13.5	Or even?
0:14.3	Oh, look at that cue.
0:16.0	Axe card member entrance instead.
0:18.1	Uh, yes, please.
0:19.4	American Express.
0:20.4	Don't live life without it.
0:22.9	Example product, preferred rewards goal credit card,
0:25.1	represented at APR 73.8% variable,
0:27.6	subject to status, 18 plus season C's apply.
0:33.0	I'm Johnny Smith.
0:33.9	I'm Richard Porter.
0:35.1	And this is Smith and Smith,
0:36.3	a podcast where two friends talk about cars
0:38.9	and the salt and of Brunoise keys.
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