He probably heard the news that our boy Terry is suing Gwyneth Paltrow for 400k,

which sort of jogged our memories to the stuff that that monster, absolute monster,

did to me in Daniel last time we were on the slow.

It was 2017 and Ryan and I were on the bunny hill when I could just feel Gwyneth Paltrow

skiing up behind me, at which point suddenly she pulls out one of those extendable batons

and kneecaps me to your harding style before yelling, this is Paltrow Country and then she spat on me.

She did spit on him, it was about 400k worth of spit if you ask me.

I can barely podcast anymore, kids, I don't know.

She also looked at me and yelled, this is Paltrow Country and then spit on me,

but I walked over to Daniel and I said, are you okay?

At which point she started kicking me and then she jumped on the top ropes that were available

and then did a people's elbow to me.

And then when I was lying on the ground she said, cold plays the best band in the world.

You would talk smack about them, you got hell to pay.

And I said, I don't even know what you're talking about.

I guess she was with Chris Martin at the time and she goes, yeah, I got everything bugged.

I hear everything, nothing gets by Paltrow and then she goes, yellow's the best song in the world

and you're going to learn to love it.

And then at that point she pulled down her pants and started peeing on the ground

and smushing my face in the pee.

And then she said, you better like yellow now.

Oh, that's awful and that wasn't even our only encounter with Gwyneth Paltrow.

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