The Most DISGUSTING Thing Happened To Kristin In Public!

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🗓️ 21 March 2023

⏱️ 9 minutes

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One of the grossest things Kristin has ever been through happened this weekend…you’re welcome for starting your day with this horrific story. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The Bert Show.
0:01.0	I would say you're pretty good about saving sort of some of the graphics stuff for later
0:05.8	in the show when we know you got strong stomach after breakfast.
0:10.8	But when the tea says the absolute most disgusting thing that could have happened happened to
0:18.4	me in public, then Kristen gets the floor.
0:21.2	Thank you.
0:22.2	Y'all, I want you to brace yourselves because what I'm going to tell you is graphic.
0:29.6	It's horrific and it's disgusting.
0:32.7	It's worse than the confession I made to you guys last week.
0:35.2	I think it is, yeah.
0:36.2	Really?
0:37.2	It's worse than me throwing up in front of a listener?
0:39.5	Yeah, because you actually managed to put it into like something, right?
0:43.5	Yeah.
0:44.5	Uh-huh, okay.
0:45.5	Okay, worse than him throwing up on a listener.
0:47.4	Yep.
0:48.4	Worse than me pooping by pants.
0:50.4	Uh-huh.
0:51.4	Okay, I'm a corona estimate on the way into work.
0:54.8	Okay.
0:55.8	Yeah.
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