The Most Delusional Woman In Financial Audit History

Financial Audit

Caleb Hammer

Investing, Education, Business, Self-improvement

4.3 • 892 Ratings

🗓️ 13 February 2026

⏱️ 94 minutes

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1:00.1	To watch episodes of Financial Audit a week earlier, check us out on YouTube.
1:03.5	Everyone around you is telling you you're bad with your finances, but you just don't think it's as bad as they all say.
1:08.6	It's not as bad.
1:09.4	It might be as bad as they say.
1:11.8	Are you married?
1:12.7	Not anymore.
1:14.5	Correct.
1:15.4	You want to get into that?
1:16.2	Because we can.
1:16.9	Lucy, I can hold down someone.
1:18.2	It costs me probably upwards of like 4550.
1:23.4	Because the, like, everything was.
1:25.1	$50,000 so far for this.
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