The Dumbest Guest In Financial Audit History

Financial Audit

Caleb Hammer

Education, Investing, Business, Self-improvement

4.4 • 894 Ratings

🗓️ 11 February 2026

⏱️ 93 minutes

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0:38.2	That is the goal, yes.
0:53.5	And how are you doing that? My dad's giving me $500. Spoiled. Enabled. Disgusting. Very much, so. You'll never get anywhere in life. Called being blessed. No, it's called getting enabled. You look like a giant man, baby, but I mean, like... You won't rent to women? Men are easier to deal with than women.
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