The Most Dangerous Thing Your Were Allowed to do as a Kid
Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast
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🗓️ 18 June 2025
⏱️ 13 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, |
| 0:03.7 | so let's get into it. No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend. |
| 0:04.3 | And it's convenient. Skip the drive and fly hassle-free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend. |
| 0:24.0 | And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day. |
| 0:27.3 | And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. |
| 0:30.3 | K-Rock. |
| 0:32.9 | Cline Alley Show. |
| 0:34.8 | A lot of people think kids these days are soft because they've got a bunch of helicopter parents |
| 0:39.4 | that are standing over, watching everything they do, putting weird little protectors on the |
| 0:43.7 | corners of the tables so they don't smash their head. |
| 0:46.5 | And then they like to tell stories about when they grew up and they were like three years |
| 0:49.9 | old and the parents are like, find your way home from the pharmacy. |
| 0:52.6 | Yeah. |
| 0:53.0 | I feel like now we're all obsessed with kid safety, helicoptering, their location at all the time, and also overhydrating our children. A lot of hydration. There's so much hydration. I think I went through about four, six, maybe four or five years in my life without having a sip of water. Yeah. And now it's like every kid has a gallon of water with |
| 1:11.0 | them at all times. A backup water bottle. Another flash taped to their ankle in case they run |
| 1:15.6 | out of that water. So the question we have for you is we give you some tickets to go to Wild Rivers, |
| 1:20.1 | plus a cabana, plus food and beverage credit is what are some of the most dangerous things that you did as a child? |
| 1:25.5 | Some of these things with your parents' blessings. They just said, yeah, you want to climb on the roof? Go have at it. My parents did not give any Fs when it came down to me, obviously. They allowed me to play with BB guns. They allowed me to like start cooking around like seven, eight years old, play on rooftops, construction sites, fireworks, ninja starts and unchucks. they didn't care. No, there was no, no stepping in. |
| 1:46.0 | So you show up at seven years old, they say, you want an omelet, make it. Yeah, totally. Yeah, yeah, for sure. Well, you know, I mean, talk about latchkey kid. They were never home. So if I wanted to eat, I had to learn really quick. but the one fact that was kind of crazy is that I would steal their car when I was 13 |
| 1:45.4 | and then I got busted about 13 and a half at 14. One fact that was kind of crazy is that I would steal their car when I was 13, |
| 2:01.8 | and then I got busted about 13 and a half. |
| 2:04.3 | At 14, they allowed me to start driving to run errands for them just because they knew. |
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