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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Klein's Dog has Fleas

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8670 Ratings

🗓️ 18 June 2025

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you,

0:03.7

so let's get into it. No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

0:04.3

And it's convenient. Skip the drive and fly hassle-free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

0:24.0

And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley's Show.

0:30.1

Jay Rock's Cline Alley Show.

0:34.1

In the human world, having an STD is probably something that's embarrassing, even though Allie claims everyone's got them, so let's just all normalize the fact that we're all walking around with STDs.

0:44.4

And Allie is proud of the fact that she is a herpes carrier.

0:47.5

No.

0:48.6

Well, number one.

0:49.5

Spreader.

0:49.8

Sorry.

0:50.2

Okay.

0:50.4

Thank you.

0:51.6

And the dog community, I would say the equivalent is fleas, because it's humiliating. And if you're a dog owner to have to admit that you've like, my dog has fleas, and then you have to tell other people and they give you that look of shame, like, are you dirty, are you filthy? It's like having leprosy. So I brought my dog in here last week, and my dog played with Jake's dog. God, you brought your dog in a lot.

1:12.3

A couple days in a row.

1:13.2

Oh my God. So it's like three days in a row. I thought you were going to be like another dog guy. I was like, we only can have one. Well, Vanessa really likes it when I bring Jerry by. I love it. But it's like a therapy dog for Vanessa. So she likes to ride him around the office. so I let her do it

1:08.4

and then I brought my dog home

1:10.8

and he has fleas now

1:13.1

and I'm convinced that he got fleas from Jake or Jake's dog. No way! Don't blame Jake. I mean, it's probably true, but don't blame him just because you decided to bring your dog into work. How often? It could be Vanessa. Could have gotten fleas from Vanessa. It's a good point.

1:44.6

I shouldn't rule out all the suspects.

1:46.1

She's the one probably hanging out at parks the most.

1:47.6

Yeah, you're playing in sandboxes and stuff. Those things are loaded with fleas. That is where most of the fleas live in the sandbox. I'm so itchy now. I'm getting bit up constantly because... Dude, why are you in here then when you've got fleas?

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