The Most Awkward Thing Happened At Abby’s Birthday Dinner!
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 24 April 2023
⏱️ 6 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The virtue. |
| 0:01.3 | When somebody says the most uncomfortable thing that has ever happened to them, happened |
| 0:08.2 | this weekend. |
| 0:09.2 | When you're looking back at your life, what's the most uncomfortable thing that has ever |
| 0:13.0 | happened to you, Christ? |
| 0:14.0 | Oh, geez. |
| 0:15.0 | That is a loaded question. |
| 0:16.0 | And the beauty of taking anxiety meds is that you forget all the time. |
| 0:20.3 | You don't hit you to a couple hours. |
| 0:22.8 | It probably will. |
| 0:23.8 | But like off the top of my head, I got nothing for you right now. |
| 0:27.0 | That's a thinker. |
| 0:28.0 | I think it was for me. |
| 0:29.0 | It was when I was in that break room that I've told you guys about time and time again, |
| 0:32.6 | when we had a salesperson that came back after maternity leave. |
| 0:36.4 | And I said, Oh my God, hey, welcome back. |
| 0:38.6 | You look great for just having a baby for just having a baby. |
| 0:43.5 | And she said, that's nice. |
| 0:45.3 | I just, I adopted. |
| 0:46.3 | Oh, no. |
| 0:47.3 | That one didn't go away. |
| 0:49.3 | No. |
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