Welcome back to the morning after. We are into school year and what do you know? My girls are sick and I'm sick.

There you go.

Welcome back to school.

I really, and they're not even in school for that long.

Like they, not only have they only been in for three days,

but they get out at like two o'clock yeah it

doesn't matter whatever bug funk crud they got on day one two three it's in your

body just keep it away from Matthew I hate to say I know I know you got to keep that

in a glass box for for a while but so yes I'm sorry you feel that way no it's okay

it's just like I know everyone can relate who has kids going back to school, like just stay away from this.

Yeah, literally just lock him in the car, put him in the basement, if you live in Michigan, throw him and down there.

Don't get near him. It's not worth it. You'll see him in May. It's great. You'll see him in May again. It's wonderful.

I mean, I would love for that to happen, you know, just like I don't, I'm just kidding, no one freak out.

Now you, you were just telling me that you know, you might not smell the best because of what you've been doing today.

It's a little humid and we've been running around.

We had a first grade meet up at the park, which all the first graders went to the park and then we had multiple birthdays and I had a great moment with a mom at this last birthday and her child was doing something that she didn't want her kid doing and she said, you know, she said her name and she said, is that the decision you want to be making right now?

And I turned to her and I said, wow, that's a great thing to say. She goes, well, when I'm at home, I said, wow, that's a great thing to say.

She goes, well, when I'm at home, I say,

what the fuck are you doing?

I mean, is it happening?

And it literally just made me laugh so hard because I'm like, my God, it's like everyone. I'm on my best behavior when I'm around every other parent to prove I'm a good parent.

Aren't you so glad she was real with you in that moment?

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