The Morning After Birthday Vasectomies

The Morning After with Kelly Stafford & Hank

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Kids & Family, Talk Radio

4.8 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 7 February 2024

⏱️ 71 minutes

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On this week's episode, Kelly and Hank chat about the Stafford's ski trip, lots of pop culture news, Hanks chaotic week, Matthew's birthday present, Super Bowl and more! Thank you for supporting our sponsors! Hiya Health: Go to https://HiyaHealth.com/MORNING to get 50% off your first order. ExpressVPN: Visit https://ExpressVPN.com/Stafford to get 3 extra months free Skims: SKIMS Bras are now available at https://SKIMS.com. Get FREE shipping on orders over $75 Thrive: Go to https://thrivemarket.com/morning for 30% off your first order plus a free $60 gift Trumeta: Go to https://Trumeta.com/Morning to get a free electric mixer and 40% off the coffee, PLUS free shipping in the US. Progressive: Quote your car insurance at https://Progressive.com to join the over 28 million drivers who trust Progressive.

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0:00.0	Hello, Hank. Hi. Welcome to the one. I'm ready to run through a damn brick wall.
0:06.8	What? Okay. Okay. Explain to everyone.
0:10.0	I start with my ex-husband smashing into my car or should I start with my child
0:14.0	locking me out of my house this morning where do we want to go? I mean we just
0:18.9	it's early it's early in Detroit. I've already.
0:23.0	I've already.
0:25.2	It's, is it Tuesday?
0:27.1	It is Tuesday.
0:28.1	Today is Tuesday.
0:29.7	I'm about to explode.
0:39.2	I almost karate kidded my way into my front door and then and by that I mean like do you know what the karate kid is? Yes I know know what karate kid is. That is, yes.
0:43.2	Yes, that's my.
0:44.1	I was gonna karate chop my way through my front door
0:46.4	and then I realized how much that damn front door
0:48.7	cost me because I had to put a new front door on my house.
0:50.7	And I was like, and then I thought,
0:52.3	I'm gonna break my leg.
0:53.2	Yeah I love you but that ain't gonna work for you. What happened was because Jeff
1:00.4	smashed into my car I'm in a rental which means I don't have my house keys on my car ring, my new car ring.
1:08.0	Right? So I took Emma in early today because she had an early thing whatever. My sweet little daughter when I was going between the door from the house to the garage locked the door behind her.
1:20.0	So as I went in through the garage code that I have and I'm like, oh, just walking into my house,
1:24.7	gonna look cute today, it's gonna be a day.
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