Right, well, let's stop.

So Jane has just admitted that she has once, it's not the right word to say driven a ship.

But we were having a conversation.

I don't know how we got onto this,

but you've been in charge of a customs vessel.

Now, I was allowed to steer a very small boat

back into a Cornish port

whilst on an outside broadcast once.

I did it rather well.

That was a really good day that.

In the Navy.

Jane's now dropped all of her emails.

Oh my word.

Was there somebody hovering behind you?

Oh, there were loads of people in uniform.

Men in uniform, I'm going to say.

It was back in the glory days, you know.

Can you remember what the story was?

Well, it was just a week of, let's go out and about in Cornwall. Are you getting to the parts of the radio stations didn't reach? Yes, that was the whole idea of it. Obviously, it was December, which is the ideal place to visit Cornwall. I don't think, have I been back there since? I don't know whether I have actually.

Perhaps one. Oh yeah, perhaps once I went to the... It's a very well-to-do resort of Rock. It is well-to-do resort. Have you been to Rock? I think we've passed through Rock. I've never really done the Cornwall thing either. No. Because obviously when we went on holiday, we'd go to Scotland. So the idea that you'd go just as far in the opposite direction just seemed madness.

So we went once. We took the kids when they were tiny. We had one glorious, beautiful day of sunshine where we thought, okay, this is why.

This is why people at holiday and call.

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