A bit of civil war hanky-panky when we get home
Off Air with Jane & Fi
The Times
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 11 May 2026
⏱️ 47 minutes
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Summary
It's Monday! That means you can see Jane drop all of her emails on the floor over on the YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@OffAirWithJaneAndF
We hope you had a lovely weekend - whether you were jousting, posting on OnlyFans, or getting up to no good in Fi’s front garden, we trust it was great! Jane and Fi cover fried bread, plans for Hastings, ageing, and identifying the middle class by their Gü ramekins.
Our next book club pick will be a collection of short stories! 'Interpreter of Maladies' is by Jhumpa Lahiri.
Our new playlist 'Coiled Spring' is up and running: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4tmoCpbp42ae7R1UY8ofza
Our most asked about book is called 'The Later Years' by Peter Thornton.
If you want to contact the show to ask a question and get involved in the conversation then please email us: janeandfi@times.radioFollow us on Instagram! @janeandfi
Podcast Producer: Eve Salusbury
Executive Producer: Rosie Cutler
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| 0:00.0 | Was it 24 with Kiefer Sutherland? |
| 0:11.0 | And they would always have that. |
| 0:12.4 | The clock would come up, wouldn't it, and go, ding, dink. |
| 0:14.7 | It's a good show that. |
| 0:15.5 | Give it the time. |
| 0:16.4 | Yeah. |
| 0:16.9 | Yeah. |
| 0:17.3 | Did you watch it in 24 hours? |
| 0:19.2 | Yeah. |
| 0:19.3 | I always thought it was the best invitation for binge watching ever. |
| 0:22.8 | Yeah, but I didn't fall for it because I've got a little bit of personal strength for it. |
| 0:26.8 | Right, I've got a very noisy shirt on today. |
| 0:29.3 | So for those of you who are watching, because we are visualised on the YouTube, |
| 0:34.6 | you won't notice the sound as much because you'll be distracted by the image. |
| 0:38.8 | But if you're listening in old school, just audio, then I'm sorry because it's a little bit |
| 0:44.3 | crunchy. And I haven't even doused it in, what do you call it? |
| 0:49.2 | Spray starch. Yeah. Do you still use that? I don't fee. But thank you for the question. |
| 0:53.1 | I appreciate the thought that I might use it. Do I look like I've used it? Now, didn't you have a shattering image that greeted you when you left your house this morning? People need to know about this. You burden me with it, so tell everybody else. Well, one person's burden is another person's sharing of just a lovely personal experience. |
| 1:17.0 | Well, I went outside to take Nance out for her early morning walk and on my front path there was some detritus, Jane. |
| 1:20.1 | There were three items of litter. |
| 1:22.6 | One was a screwed up piece of chewing gum in its wrapper. |
| 1:25.9 | The other was the top of a spicy, |
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