Hello and welcome.

Today I feel like we have no choice but to discuss

the slap heard around the world.

If you know, nobody watches the Oscars anymore,

but over the weekend, all of that changed

when millions of people worldwide

began circulating a clip of actor Will Smith jumping on stage

to slap the comedian host, Chris Rock, across the face

for making a joke about Smith's wife, Jada Pinkett Smith.

The joke was something to the effect that her new low haircut

looked like she was looking to be cast in a GI Jane sequel,

a pretty light-hearted joke by Ani-Metric, but,

but, unbeknownst to Chris Rock and also to me,

and I'm sure millions of other viewers around the world

who are used to seeing Jada with a low haircut,

Jada is apparently suffering from a condition known

as alopecia, which contributes to balding.

Now, here is what's odd about the clip.

When Chris Rock first makes the joke, Will laughs,

meaning that he takes the joke as it was intended, lightly.

But then he looks over and he sees it as his wife

does not find the joke funny, and he immediately goes

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