All right, you guys, welcome back.

Today we have a very shady character on Matt Walsh,

our very own, joining us for a special segment

to decide once and for all, if all bottled water

tastes the same, actually more importantly,

whether or not Dessani is disgusting and easily identifiable.

So I'll tell you what happened over the weekend.

I tweeted something on behalf of the American people

and people all over the world.

One thing I would like to understand

is why Dessani water tastes so disgusting.

How is it possible to make water taste this bad?

Someone out there knows the answer.

Again, I am for the people by the people.

Yada, yada, yada.

Now, I was not surprised to see people

conceding and saying that Dessani tastes like they didn't

wash the windex out of the bottle before they filled it.

This guy says, drinking Dessani in front of me

is the fastest way to lose my respect.

Agree.

Dehydration tastes better than Dessani.

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