The Mom is Anonymous Too
Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People
Chris Gethard
4.8 • 9.1K Ratings
🗓️ 20 September 2016
⏱️ 72 minutes
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Summary
Chris Gethard's Mom, Sally, is the kind that doesn't like her son swearing so much. Our caller's Mom is the kind that cheers when her daughter gets a penalty in a youth hockey game. She's also the kind of Mom that picks up the phone at work to be on a podcast she's never heard of. This episode is brought to you by Blue Apron, Casper Mattresses, and Talkspace.
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| 1:07.9 | Hello moms and daughters. This is a beautiful anonymous one hour, one phone call. No names, |
| 1:17.4 | no holds barred. |
| 1:31.4 | Call your about to hear us from a young lady. And she's dealt with some some hard stuff, |
| 1:36.1 | but she's got a pretty pleasant life going now. And you'll hear she shares some things with us |
| 1:40.2 | that are very said, but also there's just a lot of pleasant chatting because she's a pleasant |
| 1:44.5 | person and happy to tell you the first ever three-way call scenario. Unfolds. Beautiful anonymous, |
| 1:51.0 | about 40 to 45 minutes in. I highly encourage you to listen through there because a three-way call |
| 1:56.1 | goes down and man, did it, did it tickle me? Did it tickle me? And I think you'll enjoy it as well. |
| 2:00.8 | You'll also hear I want to say up front early in this call, it's very meta. She's discussing |
| 2:04.6 | prior episodes of the show. And I've sent some frustration towards listeners. I want to apologize |
| 2:09.1 | for that. It's been very interesting. This is the first call we recorded since I was away for six weeks |
| 2:14.0 | to and shows overseas. And it was so fascinating to see the feedback. All I had to do, I didn't have |
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