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Hello linguists, kayakers and dream shoppers. Thank you for listening. My name is Chris Getherd. This is beautiful anonymous one hour. One phone call. No names. No, it holds hard.

I'd rather go one on one. I think it'll be more fun. And I'll get to know you. And you'll get to know me.

It's called very interesting and went many different places. I hope you enjoy it. In the beginning we talk a lot about linguistics.

And you will be tempted to zone out if you're not a fan of linguistics, but I encourage you to focus up. Because it's actually pretty interesting. And then after that,

I'm going to go ahead and say the greatest first date story I have ever heard. I left very hard. And then after that, it gets really good. There's a face depot.

You have to listen all the way through. See what that is. But it got trippy. Enjoy the call.

Thank you for calling beautiful anonymous. A beeping noise will indicate when you are on the show with the host.

Hello. Hello. Yeah. Hi. How are you? I'm okay. Kind of hungry. Is this Chris Getherd? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's me.

Oh, wow. This is great. I've been thinking about what I was going to tell your producer to get me on here.

Are you going to get on by? Come up with a pitch. You're coming up with a pitch. No, we just patch them through.

And then we all figure it out on our feet together. You can give me the pitch. What's the pitch?

All right. I was going to say I know I'm not over 50, but I've always been too young.

And I know that I could totally give you a 50 year old amount of experiences, even though I haven't had that many years to do them.

I should say what you're referencing is I tweeted today for anybody who's listening and trying to figure this out.

I tweeted I'd love to talk to someone over 50. And you're referencing that. You don't have to worry about that.

We got a caller who was over 50 and we did that one. And now it's about an hour later.

Oh, cool. So we can just talk about whatever you don't have to mimic the life experience of a 50 year old just because of my my tweet before you.

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