The Army's SkyNet Fiosatellites can establish comms lines anywhere,

but only a soldier can adapt their voice to the situation on the ground.

Giving orders and taking control.

We are showing local civilians.

Staying calm in a medical emergency.

Or knowing when it's best, just to listen.

Nothing can do what a soldier can do.

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So if you can see ghosts, I asked the woman, shall I kick my nails?

Why are you doing this for a living?

You try, lady. Put out an ad, see what you get.

Susan, my manicure is snorted.

I tried and I got three calls. A family of seven who tried to baptize me.

A skitso who tried to stab me with a needle and the guy in the hotel room.

Well, what he had under his bathrobe might have been pretty much invisible,

but it didn't make it a ghost.

See you in three weeks, I asked and she finished.

Don't think so, Susan Wrinkler knows.

No offense, but you've got the stink of death about you.

She hesitated. Either that, or Tiffany microwave fish for lunch again.

I thought things would get better after a dead guy made my mobster husband disappear

and I moved to the Midwest with my son Ralphie Jr.

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