The Mobster's Wife: My Son and I Are Stranded in the Desert... And The Howling Won't Stop by beardify (3/3)
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🗓️ 18 June 2022
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| 0:00.0 | At Honda, we listen to the unexpected for inspiration. |
| 0:05.7 | Like feet. |
| 0:07.9 | All that tapping, stepping, stopping and starting, that's a lot of energy. |
| 0:13.7 | Energy that could be used to charge a battery. |
| 0:17.6 | The Honda CLV hybrid turns braking into charge for a more efficient drive. |
| 0:23.5 | Which means less stopping for fuel. |
| 0:25.0 | Honda the power of dreams. |
| 0:32.5 | If lost Vegas is America's playground, then the rest of Nevada is America's kitty litter box. |
| 0:40.0 | And out here, the weirdest turds don't stay buried for long. |
| 0:43.9 | Elvis was already dead when I ran him over. |
| 0:46.9 | I'm absolutely convinced of that. |
| 0:48.7 | Whatever Ralphie Jr says. |
| 0:50.6 | Even with my shades on, the blazing sun reflecting off the desert made my eyes hurt. |
| 0:55.1 | And I thought the white tassel lump on the road was just another mirage. |
| 0:59.1 | Until my tires bumped over a beer gut and Elvis burst like a ripe strawberry on the desert highway. |
| 1:05.4 | Of course, we stopped right away. |
| 1:07.1 | I snatched Ralphie Jr's phone out of his hand before he could upload the gruesome scene |
| 1:10.4 | to TikTok and then I moved to inspect the damage. |
| 1:13.4 | Pretty sure I could smell my shoes melting into the pavement. |
| 1:17.0 | At first I was relieved that I saw the middle-aged Elvis in personator. |
| 1:20.0 | It had been a corpse for a while, but then I started to think about how he must have died. |
| 1:27.4 | A gory rope of intestines led off into the desert behind the guy. |
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