Oh, fancy seeing you here. Third time's a charm, y'all. This is our third podcast, and

I am sipping beer from a straw like a down-ass b-otch. If this is your first time listening,

I apologize ahead of time. I am Jackie Shimmel, the writer and creator of The Bitch Bible,

which you can find at TheBitchBible.com. You know, a little gay bird once said,

a lady should have many near-and-deer relationships, but nothing outshines the glittery union of a

bitch and her guzzbind. I feel that nothing defines a gal more than her significant homo-other,

and today I am delighted to share mine with you. I have known my co-host today since I was 15 years

old long-ass time. That's back when I was um, fabulously underweight, and he was still barely in the

closet. We met working at a summer camp where he duct taped a five-year-old to the carpet, and I knew

that I wanted to be his best friend. Everyone, please say hi to my guzzbind, Max Brawner.

Well, hello. Hello, Maxy, Poo. Thank you. Thank you so much for thinking on funny enough to be here.

You are so funny, and I like to think that I am my worst self with you, so I'm very excited for this.

Absolutely. And that's a compliment, by the way. Thank you. You're also kind of like my

uncompensated life coach, and actually one of the most rational and mentally stable friends that I have.

That's actually disturbing, so thank you. It's actually really sad when you think about it. It's sad. It's depressing.

You're also the only person who's probably a bit more sick in the head than me, and for that I'm pretty grateful.

Well, you're welcome. Yeah, thank you. Let's talk about how we, I mean we met because we worked at a summer camp

together, which is crazy because you hate children. Absolutely. You hate all of them. It's disgusting. I don't know how.

Why did you do that? I don't know. I still, I actually think about it often. Why did I work with children? I don't know.

I mean, when you duct tape that little girl to the carpet. Well, she deserved it. So.

And then we made them do like a lot of very inappropriate dances. Work out. Work out. Work out. The whole thing.

So I mean, it was a great bonding experience for us, but we originally met. Do you remember? No.

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