Mr. Wells. Hello, Mr. Sanderson. How have you been? Well, I had shoulder surgery, but we'll talk

about that next week. Next week. Next week. But because this week we want to talk about important things.

Important things. We will try to stay on topic because I know there's going to be a lot of people who are

not regular listeners.

Who might click on this one.

Who click on this one and then we yak about food heists or whatever for 30 minutes.

We're not going to do that.

We're going to try not to do that.

Though if you don't normally listen to our podcasts, we are not great at staying on topic.

This podcast exists for me to sign my name 50,000 times because I need to sign all these leather bounds, 50,000 times a year.

And so Dan and I chat about things while I do that.

But today we're going to chat about the missed-born film. Yes. And this is going to be a real news. And we're not just going to make up crap. We're not going to make crap up. We can talk about your film stuff sometime as part of it too. Do you remember on Time Waster's Guide? You're already on tangents?

Well, no, because it was right after Miss Bourne came out.

Oh, no.

So you're bringing this up.

When we were in college, we kind of co-ran a game review website called the Time Wasters Guide.

Was not at all a front to just get us free review copies of things.

No, no. It was not just so we could convince people to send us free games.

But anyway, for Valentine's Day, not Valentine's Day, April Fool's Day, right after

the first April Fool's Day after Miss Bourne came out, we posted an article.

We, who, who, post. It was, it was me. I didn't even know it was happening. April Fool's Day after Miss Bourne came out, we posted an article. We.

Who? Who?

...