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THE MIND OF TODD

Funemployment Radio

Greg Nibler

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.6516 Ratings

🗓️ 28 February 2024

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Today the one and only Todd Werkhoven joins the show to co-host with Greg! Discussions range from LA vs Elks Lodge, Madonna, bread, and a SHOCKING SECRET IS REVEALED! Tune in to find out and don't forget to listen to Portland at the Movies and The Mark and Toddcast!

Transcript

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0:00.0

I've had the thought way too often about what happens if, like, everybody disappeared.

0:13.9

Like, those shows, like, awesome up by myself.

0:16.1

Yeah.

0:16.5

Like, yeah, I could scavenge for a long time.

0:19.4

I would definitely be, I think I could handle that.

0:22.5

I would also go through everybody's private lockers because I would go snoop on everything.

0:27.2

But if I had to like create something on my own or like figure out how to mix this random

0:32.8

plant with this thing without any instruction, I'd poison myself within a week.

0:37.4

We're so falsely smug about how smart and capable we are. Can you turn my headphones down? Yes. That, yeah, we kind of forget that like if you plopped us down at any time in history, like people would be just like us. Yeah. Like they'd be speaking different in like different customs or whatever.

0:54.5

Right.

0:54.5

But it's not like they're all uga booga, like whatever.

0:58.1

Right.

0:58.4

It's like they're just normal people.

1:00.2

Yeah.

1:00.5

And it's just don't have a car or whatever.

1:02.6

Like yeah,

1:02.9

and the dark ages or whatever.

1:04.1

They're not like weird troglodytes.

1:07.1

They're just normal people trying to live their life.

1:10.0

And so, yeah, all that stuff is so fascinating to me.

1:12.8

And how, so they, in case you were interested, the, they figured out bread.

1:18.0

So they had wheat, which at some point they took the little wheat germs or whatever we take out of them and smashed those up and added some water and then they would

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