The milk sweats: England crush the Dutch, Scotland look to the future and Ronaldo puffs out his chest
Football Ramble
Stak Production
4.6 • 9.3K Ratings
🗓️ 26 March 2018
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Summary
England took on the Netherlands and gave us reasons to make noises, get excited about the World Cup and talk about Bas Dost, three things that are frankly long overdue. Discover our joy as we use phrases like “distribution”, “versatile” and “got a big Lampard.”
Meanwhile, in the rest of the sport, Scotland got back underway with Big Eckos of the past and dispatches from the Hamburger queue, Cristiano Ronaldo reminded everybody who’s boss and we put out a call to Barrys everywhere.
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Jack Butland on competition for places with England:
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| 0:00.0 | Music |
| 0:10.0 | Streets like a jungle ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the football ramble, my nose marker, |
| 0:14.7 | Speller and Loot Balls here. |
| 0:16.0 | Oh, I'll swing for this. |
| 0:17.2 | Jimmy Campbell's here. |
| 0:18.4 | On holiday. |
| 0:19.4 | And Pete Donaldson's here. |
| 0:20.8 | Doing our bounce 50. |
| 0:52.7 | That's right, ladies and gentlemen. |
| 0:54.0 | Another week, another ramble has begun and we're together and get Luke pitch your phone down. |
| 0:59.0 | Sorry, I'll just film when you're intro because it's so iconic. |
| 1:01.2 | Yeah. |
| 1:02.2 | So partner get them all down. |
| 1:03.5 | Moronic or iconic. |
| 1:04.7 | Either. |
| 1:05.7 | Take a pic. |
| 1:06.7 | For the monetage when you die. |
| 1:07.9 | Yeah. |
| 1:08.9 | You need it down. |
| 1:09.9 | Weed them all down. |
| 1:10.9 | I would be more relaxed if you said that without a weapon in your head. |
| 1:13.2 | It's not a weapon. |
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