Steak and Barry pie: England march on, the Premier League returns and Carlos Tevez continues his reign of terror
Football Ramble
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4.6 • 9.3K Ratings
🗓️ 29 March 2018
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Summary
England’s 1-1 draw was so promising that known misog Pete Donaldson is getting excited, even if he does also treble down on a pre-existing gripe. To temper this excitement Aleksandar Mitrovic remains aflame, Carlos Tevez continues his exemplary professionalism and Arsene Wenger pipes up about some new isms.
On top of this we welcome the Premier League back into the fold, we hear from some trustworthy Barrys and there’s a treat from the Neil Warnock archives.
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Further reading:
The England plane is filling up:
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2018/mar/27/england-world-cup-squad-russia-friendlies
Elite professional Carlos Tevez gets injured in a prison football match:
Mark Noble’s open letter to West Ham fans:
https://inews.co.uk/sport/football/mark-noble-letter-west-ham-fans/
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| 0:00.0 | I've got a little something for you ladies and gentlemen welcome to the football |
| 0:14.4 | ramble preview show sponsored by bet three six five my name is Marcus Sveller Luke |
| 0:18.3 | Mors here is it Barry Grintel Jim Campbell's here hello |
| 0:21.8 | Pete Dolz and here hello Marcus Barry isn't sadly |
| 0:30.0 | Oh yes Marcus I'm having trouble with my Ipad |
| 0:58.3 | playout system that players the jingles and stuff it's not request it's it's |
| 1:02.6 | not responding to my touch and I think this is the day I realized that I've |
| 1:05.4 | become subhuman yeah you've been the capacitive touch doesn't work like my |
| 1:10.4 | fingers aren't kind of you know they're not transmitting electricity did you burn |
| 1:13.4 | them off for any reason yeah we've all we've long known that Pete as a part |
| 1:19.6 | internet yeah maybe he's gone the full hog the whole hog and now you just got |
| 1:23.4 | to think about the jingle and it'll play I've become part of the matrix let me |
| 1:26.0 | have a think oh my god how managed it despite that I think it's time you |
| 1:32.7 | swallowing pride and went to see a GP yeah yeah okay you are not missing |
| 1:36.7 | you know mr. Dawson welcome back well done Pete well done indeed oh well |
| 1:42.4 | oh England this week got another non-defeat didn't they yeah I think the |
| 1:47.6 | technical term is they shared a win I would be sharing lots more wins in the |
| 1:52.1 | summer that's right right yes of course we have had a bit of international |
| 1:56.2 | football this week and we're going to talk about it damn it all before we talk |
| 1:59.0 | about the Premier League which is just around the corner some of you will be |
| 2:01.7 | pleased because there are non-believers in this parish damn it all yeah we |
| 2:04.9 | don't I mean we will weed them out yeah we'll head up a big summer I have been |
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