The Milk Machine w/ Sam Brown

Almost Friday Podcast

Almost Friday Media

Improv, Business, Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Stand-up, Entrepreneurship

4.7 • 673 Ratings

🗓️ 7 May 2026

⏱️ 101 minutes

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We’re breaking in the brand new studio with Sam Brown and diving right into the “Renaissance” of video game adaptations and doing comedy in the daylight. This ep involves a high stakes game nobody’s ever heard of, a Shark Tank pitch for an MRI milking machine, and a depressing realization about the director of Jeepers Creepers. SHOP OUR NEWEST MERCH COLLECTION: https://almostfriday.shop/collections/afpod FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod FOLLOW SAM BROWN: https://www.instagram.com/thatsambrown/ SAM BROWN UNIVERSITY: ⁨@sambrownuniversitytv⁩ SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: If you’re ever injured, check out Morgan & Morgan: https://www.forthepeople.com/AFPOD Head to https://www.squarespace.com/FRIDAY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code FRIDAY. Use code FRIDAY for 20% off a pair of Stoke shoes at https://www.stokeshoes.com Find LUCY near you at lucy.co/stores, or save 20% on your first online order at https://www.lucy.co/AFPOD with promo code AFPOD. Timestamps (00:00) - An Apology (00:52) - Video Game Adaptation Renaissance (06:15) - New Studio (10:04) - Live Show Recap (12:54) - Jeepers Creepers & Pedophile Directors (15:53) - Brett Ratner on Epstein’s Island?! (22:21) - The $150M Bomb (27:16) - The Legend of Simon Conjurer (33:16) - The Limitless Pill (36:01) - Live Show Bombs (53:01) - Shark Tank: MRI Milking Machine (01:04:19) - Double Date: Cheese or Disease (01:09:07) - AI Paranoid Delusions (01:16:09) - Cracker of the Week (01:29:17) - Characters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:24.3	Their delicious, creamy cold foam will make your summer.
0:27.3	Subject to availability while stocks last.
0:30.5	Guys, I just wanted to say that I'm sorry for there only being one camera angle this episode.
0:39.0	What happened?
0:41.4	The new studio, I told Emily I would handle it.
0:46.4	I told Emily I would handle it and take care of it.
0:49.6	And I messed up and there's only one camera angle now.
0:53.7	And it wasn't Emily's fault at all.
0:56.4	No binder blast.
0:57.3	No binder blast.
0:58.4	Emily had nothing to do with it.
0:59.7	In fact, she had it working beforehand.
1:04.4	Yeah, she had it working beforehand and then I fucked it up.
1:08.6	And I'm sorry.
1:09.9	And Emily, I'm sorry, Emily. And let's get into the. And let's get into
1:14.3	the episode. Can I go home? Tom for the speaking of, I feel like we're, we are in the
1:20.7	renaissance of video game adaptations. That is literally, literally the last topic I did on my talk show.
1:31.2	Is it actually?
1:32.4	Yeah.
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