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Flat Stanley Funeral

Almost Friday Podcast

Almost Friday Media

Improv, Business, Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Stand-up, Entrepreneurship

4.7673 Ratings

🗓️ 30 April 2026

⏱️ 80 minutes

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On today’s episode, we break down all of the reasons why the movie Ma (2019) sucks. Will already forgot about the White House shooting, Liam can only watch VHS tapes, and lastly, Binder brings a segment that we can never ever do ever again. SHOP OUR NEWEST MERCH COLLECTION: https://almostfriday.shop/collections/afpod FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: Find Pinnacle Vodka near you and see why smooth doesn't have to be expensive: https://www.pinnaclevodka.com/  HEAD TO https://HIMS.COM/FRIDAY FOR PERSONALIZED HAIR LOSS TREATMENT OPTIONS! Head to https://www.drsquatch.com or find Dr. Squatch in stores. Let your stick do the talking. Don’t sleep on [@ultrapouches]. New customers get 15% Off with code AFPOD at takeultra.com! #UltraPouches #ad (00:34) - Ma (2019)(13:51) - Liam in a Horror Movie(19:44) - Sphere (1998)(21:02) - Paradise?(25:59) - White House Shooting(32:50) - R Kelly Interview Meltdown(38:15) - Vrabel Updates(39:21) - Cracker of the Week(43:58) - Legal/Medical Advice Segment(1:06:43) - Characters(1:17:53) - Crazy Dreams with JBiebs Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hello, ladies and gentlemen. We have a live show tonight in Irvine, a live sketch comedy show. Please come out to see it. And then on Tuesday, this Tuesday, May 5th, Cinco de Mayo, hi. We have a live show for the Netflix as a joke. Comedy Festival at the region theater. That's at like nine-ish, maybe 945. Come out. Thank you. Enjoyed this episode. Binder or anything to give anything to add to that? I will be there at the Netflix as a joke one and I'm very excited. So bring your tomatoes. Freeze them before you throw them at us. Thank you. Yes. And don't let them at me. Throw them at the guys. Did you watch Moll last night? I did. I've already watched it.

0:38.1

You'll pick up more a second time through.

0:40.1

You'll digest more of the seeds, more of the fat proteins.

0:44.4

Yeah, I got a little nerdness that you were going to ask me some hard-hitting questions,

0:48.0

so I re-watched it.

0:50.2

And now I'm exhausted.

0:52.5

For the listeners, it is 8 a.m. right now.

0:55.3

It's 8 a.m.

0:56.9

And what were your favorite parts of Ma?

1:00.1

Try to explain Ma to the listeners what that movie is, starring Octavia Spencer.

1:08.3

Oscar Award winning actress actress Octavia Spencer

1:12.1

She's goaded

1:13.8

Um

1:15.7

Ma is a

1:17.6

Thriller

1:19.4

Horror thriller

1:21.5

Of a creepy

1:24.3

Woman who was not popular in high school

1:29.5

and she basically wants to get revenge on the people

1:33.0

who were bullying her in high school

1:37.3

by being creepy to their children.

1:40.9

I cannot wait for the documentary about Emily Binder that they just call

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