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The Shane Dawson Podcast

The Miami Mall Incident Conspiracy Theory

The Shane Dawson Podcast

Shane Dawson

Tv & Film, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, True Crime

4.98.3K Ratings

🗓️ 17 May 2026

⏱️ 70 minutes

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0:00.0

Because you bought your robot vacuum on your Barclay card, you got 0% interest for up to 24 months, which makes watching it, hypnotically sweeping up your crumbs, even more satisfying.

0:11.3

Oh, Mr. Bit.

0:12.8

What you buy is your business.

0:14.7

Helping you pay less interest is ours.

0:17.2

Barkley Card, backing your future.

0:19.6

Subject to financial status, new customers only.

0:22.4

Representative example, 24.9% APR representative variable,

0:25.6

24.9% purchase rate per annum based on 1,200 pound credit limit teas and sees apply.

0:30.3

I don't know if you guys remember this, but there was this thing that happened in Miami

0:34.3

where people allegedly saw this 10 foot tall alien shadow figure

0:39.3

and it was really scary and everybody freaked out so just check out this video Jared Sandy's camera speed marker.

0:57.0

Hey, what's up you guys?

1:00.0

James can't be on a marker.

1:03.0

Ryan's camera space while to go on marker.

1:06.0

Okay, camera speeds while to go with marker.

1:10.0

Okay. What's up you guys? Welcome back. Okay, I kind of want to just jump right into this because I have never been more excited about a conspiracy in my life. When I was planning this with Spencer, we've been like planning this episode all week. And it was like every day, more and more shit started happening. More and more theories started popping up.

1:28.4

Sandy even has theories.

1:29.9

Like you came to the table and you were like, I got shit to say.

1:33.3

Yeah, I started telling Jared and he said, please stop talking.

1:36.3

Save it for conspiracies.

1:38.5

Do you have any theories today?

1:40.3

Yes.

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