The Human Gum Conspiracy Theory

The Shane Dawson Podcast

Shane Dawson

Tv & Film, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, True Crime

4.9 • 8.3K Ratings

🗓️ 31 May 2026

⏱️ 76 minutes

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0:00.0	I do want to show this because it's so crazy. And I don't know if this is Walmart's a fault, but this is crazy. And I will say Walmart responded in the comments on this real. Please, like, hit us up. We want to fix this. Just check this out. And we'll talk. I just cut into an onion. And look at this. Oh. What? No. It looks like it's a lot. It's hollow. Oh my god, oh my god.
0:24.4	Did she just Oh What in that? It looks like it's alive.
0:21.6	It's hollow?
0:22.6	Oh my god, oh my God.
0:23.6	Did she discover like an alien egg or something?
0:26.6	Literally.
0:27.6	Spencer's camera speeds One take one mark Thank you
0:40.3	Mr.
0:41.3	Mr.
0:42.3	Ryan's camera
0:45.3	speed's one take one marker
0:46.3	Mark
0:47.3	Chris's camera
0:49.3	speed is one day one mark
0:51.3	Andy Gerrit's camera speed 2011 marker Hey Hey, welcome, one, big one marker. Hey, Jared's campus needs one,
0:55.0	no marker.
0:57.0	Okay, so before we dive into some of the scariest conspiracies I've ever seen in my whole life, oh my God.
1:06.0	But before we get to that, I'm just going to be honest.
1:11.9	I can't even talk.
1:15.3	This is kind of a rough day for me and for Ryan Linden.
1:17.2	And I was going to cancel the podcast.
1:23.3	So as we're filming this a few days ago, our dog Honey passed away.
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