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When I first started doing stand-up, if I show you a video of me actually thinking I'm trying to write a song, imitating it in the mirror, I know I'm not the only one who does it.

Now, Lou's giggling in the background, because he does it. He does it the Pearl Jam.

Trust me, when Lou's home all alone in his apartment and his twin brothers not with him,

don't you Lou?

You put on your glasses.

Beaver, gentlemen, beautiful, leave, don't the hay.

Evers, slow, see the baby,

make a day,

ha, ha. So Jim couldn't make the podcast today and he told, he said that, you know, we did miss last week and we're going to lose listeners if we don't do it, but he

had an emergency, he had to go to. I honestly think we're going to lose listeners if you and I

do it. Well, he said, he said for us to be funny. Okay. That's the kiss of death. I know. So I should

start telling old jokes.

Right.

So we always talk about, first of all, how we're very aware that we're on this.

Oh, first of all, I'm Mike Tishy.

I'm Jim's guitarist because he said we have new listeners that might not know this.

And to stress that keep saying, yes yes Alex and yes right because we don't

do that enough but and I'm Alex Kennedy I really don't do anything he Alex came on the first

podcast just when we were going to do it I just invited him over and ever since then he's been

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